SOTU (The Porno Begins)

Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

Ted Kennedy just shook his head as if to say, "You lying sack of shit."

Confident and strong to the tune of a 50% approval rate.

Who's child is that? It doesn't count if a two-year-old applauds.

Ashcroft and Rumsfield shouldn't sit next to each other. It creates a vortex of evil that threatens to engulf the whole room.

Nuclear, nuclear, nuclear

"The people of Iraq are free..." and starving, and poor, and terrified, and angry...

Can't Hastert get a better-fitting suit?

"Our forces are on the look..." and our office on the take.