SOTU cont'd (I really need to be more drunk than I am)

Yes we will give the military the resources to fight and die but we will not give you health care when you come home. And those three young service people do not look thrilled to be there. They look like, "Yes we'll clap so long as we're on camera."

Bad move mentioning the Kay Report. Reminds people that you haven't found crap.

Yeah standing ovation for all countries we strongarmed into "helping" us. I'm surprised he didn't mention Micronesia

"Death Tax." I never want to hear those two words again.

Bush always sounds slightly guilty when talking about No Child Left Behind. Not because he knows deep down that it's crap, but because he really doesn't care all that much about literacy having never completely mastered the basics.