Anna Nicole Smith just died. Brace yourself for a feeding frenzy/necrophilia extravaganza from the vultures we like to call the mainstream media.
Karl Rove sure is getting creative with the distractions...
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
When I read the headline Haggard Pronounced ‘Completely Heterosexual’ I thought it was from the Onion. But, nope, it's from the New York Times.
''He is completely heterosexual,'' Ralph said.They apparently beat the homo right out of poor, creepy Ted Haggard.
But to be on the safe side...
Another oversight board member, the Rev. Mike Ware of Westminster, said the group recommended the move out of town and the Haggards agreed...Somebody's gonna need rubber gloves and a tetanus shot.
''It's hard to heal in Colorado Springs right now. It's like an open wound."
Posted by red rabbit at 1:32 PM