Not Born on the Fourth of July

Happy birthday, Mr. pResident. I wish you only this: that you reap the whirlwind.

Friday Malamute Blogging

Under the deck communing with spiders ...

Not Just a Trannie

Ann Coulter finally confesses her true orientation to Bill O'Reilly on his Fox show:

I'm more of a man than any liberal.

Hon, you're more of a man than Bill O'Reilly.

Happy Birthday, USA!

It's Fourth of July and I bet I know what the nation has been wishing for:

World peace and some heavy duty cortisone cream for that rash on our ass we call the Bush administration.

Have a fabulous Fourth and don't burn your fingers; remember, when you light your sparklers, safety first; and, above all, visualize "IMPEACHMENT!"

I Beg Your Pardon...

...but this ain't no pardon. At least Libby's conviction will stand for the next few minutes.

Bush's statement made no mention of the term "pardon," and he made clear that he was not willing to wipe away all penalties for Libby.

The president noted Libby supporters' argument that the punishment did not fit the crime for a "first-time offender with years of exceptional public service."

Ironically, Bush then uttered the following words that will eventually bite him in the ass:

... if a person does not tell the truth, particularly if he serves in government and holds the public trust, he must be held accountable."

Not Mitt Romney's Dog

If this were Mitt Romney's dog, he'd be strapped to the top of a station wagon. And there'd be leakage.