Saturday, July 21, 2007

Bush's Colonscopy: His Head Still Up His Ass

Once again doctors from the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland, failed to remove George W. Bush's head from his own ass. Although they did remove 5 polyps which will be tested and possibly tortured to obtain information leading to the capture of Osama bin Laden.

During the procedure, Vice President "Dick" Cheney ruled the world from an undisclosed location.

Friday, July 20, 2007