a little humor

Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood
in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a
huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the
hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is
that one ?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock ?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."

You know he's lying because his lips are moving. Thanks to the professor for that one.