Friday, June 08, 2007

What Shall We Do with a Drunken Failure?


...early in the morning?

a) Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober
b) Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire
c) Put him in the back of the paddywagon

or—ding, ding, ding, ding! my personal favorite

d) Slap him around and call him Suzie

Food Poisoning, my ass. Oh, and that's non-alcoholic beer, I'm sure.

1 comment:

the professor said...

First impeach and then convict him
First impeach and then convict him
First impeach and then convict him
Early in the morning!