Friday, June 08, 2007
What Shall We Do with a Drunken Failure?
...early in the morning?
a) Put him in the longboat ’til he’s sober
b) Spray him with whiskey and light him on fire
c) Put him in the back of the paddywagon
or—ding, ding, ding, ding! my personal favorite
d) Slap him around and call him Suzie
Food Poisoning, my ass. Oh, and that's non-alcoholic beer, I'm sure.
Posted by red rabbit at 2:47 PM