Friday, April 20, 2007

Oh Pale Waltzing Lord

I haven't yet figured out yet if I have anything worth saying about the Virginia Tech shootings, but I sure as hell know what not to say.
-John Derbyshire calls the victims pussies for letting themselves get shot.

-Bryan Fisher says the shooting occurred because we don’t indoctinate our children into a Christian theocracy.

-Rod Dreher blames Grand Theft Auto and 50 Cent.

-Mark Steyn places blame for the shooting on either the kids who got shot or on Clinton’s penis. Admittedly, it’s difficult to tell.

-Dinesh D’Souza claims that atheists don’t care if people get murdered.

-Michelle Malkin also calls the victims pussies, and says that colleges are to blame for cutting off their balls.

When these people die, let's set up Port-o-Potties over their graves.

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