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He doesn't read the papers himself. Why am I not surprised?

Hurray! He remembers everybody's name.

If you do something every single day, shouldn't it be easier to remember?

That was the most awkward segway ever. From the War On Terror to interior decoration. I'm guessing they were going for the symbolism of decisions of the past influencing the decisions of the present. It's really not working.

"Lincoln kept it united." Um actually, sir, Lincoln's election precipitated the Secession, starting the Civil War. That's pretty divisive, wouldn't you say?

"Serve something greater than ourself."
I need a drink.